Tweets

RT @jessicashiller: Baltimore parents: Start asking why your school has spent precious dollars on metal detectors rather than much-needed p… 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

RT @sanjanacurtis: interviewer: can u explain the gap in your resume me: i use LaTeX 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

@NElmqvist It is truly Ultimate… it is a favorite toy here (and the kids like it too!) 🔄 0 👍 1 Original URL

120 pocket screws. https://t.co/ehwvAhWvqC 🔄 0 👍 6 Original URL

I spent the weekend building built in seating out of plywood for our den. Whenever I’m building something, I have an irrational fear that editors from Dwell will show up and ask me “What was your intention?” 🔄 0 👍 4 Original URL

Since they’re half bird/half reptile and hunt at night, I am thinking they were colorblind but could see infrared. 🤷‍♂️ 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

Dear #Cryptozoology Twitter, do you think the Snallygaster (the mythical creature in Frederick MD) was supposed to be colorblind? Is that a cryptid trait? 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

RT @MyBleedingInk: @nikostratis “An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out… 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

RT @RedDawn141: @nikostratis “I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I’ll… 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

“I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, “Please try again.” because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. …Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me… “Come on Mitchell, don’t give up!” " https://twitter.com/nikostratis/status/1519669890201882624 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL